How to Lose 54,678 Pounds Starting Tomorrow πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

(Hint: Forget everything you ever learned about losing weight, it’s all about getting into inspiration.)

I EARN β€œTHE BIG BUCKS” AS A COACH BECAUSE I AM REALLY GOOD AT HELPING MY CLIENTS:

πŸ’΅ Get paid

❀️ Get laid

πŸ”₯ Lose weight

HERE’S HOW TO LOSE WEIGHT:

1. Feel as good about yourself as possible. Go get some drinks with a friend, buy yourself some new clothes, get a haircut. Whatever makes you feel amazing right now. Don’t wait another day. Today’s the day.

2. Read/listen to/hang out with everything and everyone who makes you feel inspired that you can be your best self. Do it. Do it hard. Lots of it.

3. Stay away from the mirror, friends, and family, clothes, furniture, anything that makes you feel bad about anything.

From there the answers will come to you on the best way for you to be whatever weight you want to be. It will just happen. I promise.

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And trust me on this. I’ve had a lot of kids, and I’m still a size 6.